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Oklahoma Football | Texas Hate Week, Joke #1

M. Hofeld


A scrawny man at a bar in Austin, Texas says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, you want to hear a really funny joke about the Longhorns?” The guy replies, “Hey buddy. See the bartender? He played for the Longhorns. See those two huge guys to your left? They played for the Lonhorns. See that group of big guys over at that table? All Texas football players. Look at me. I’m 6’4, 235 and played for the Longhorns. Now, are you sure you want to tell me your joke?”

The scrawny man says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to repeat and explain it five times.”

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